How do I interact with Jews?

[Achtung Bitter]

I never had any issues comprehending blacks or asian, Jews are a tough nut to crack though.

What’s the most effective and profitable way?

 

[soup peddler]

Here are some talking points:

 

[Axiom.]

You need the nose in your profile.

 

[dick brain]

There's a helpful book about precisely that. It's called The Protocols of the Elders of Zion.

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Walk around with matzo crackers munching on them

 

[We Are The Witches]

I don't know, get into US politics, in real life.

 

[Hoverdrive]

Talk to us.

 

[HahaYes]

With an oven in close proximity. Duh

 

[King George III]

With a shovel

 

[DankSmoker]

You have to whine a whole lot about inconsequential shit, they call it kvetching and I assume it's how they bond. Their idiosyncrasies are basically that of someone with OCD or on the spectrum. Talk about rich yuppie adjacent things. Be self deprecating. God damn I'm glad I have no jewish friends anymore.

 

[Hellwalker]

Give them money or something. I've heard Jews have a real knack for that.

 

[Sugriva]

Keep pennies in your pockets. The sound of jingling change soothes them and makes them receptive.

 

[Two Hands]

Give them money or something. I've heard Jews have a real knack for that.

Here's an experiment; You grab two quarters and approach the Jew. In one swift motion, you drop both of them on the left and right.
Watch carefully, they may split into two. Assuming you do it correctly, you are now a good goy. This method has worked for me every time.

 

[DankSmoker]

Here's an experiment; You grab two quarters and approach the Jew. In one swift motion, you drop both of them on the left and right.
Watch carefully, they may split into two. Assuming you do it correctly, you are now a good goy. This method has worked for me every time.

You just gotta make sure you dont do this on shabbat or you will have to pick them up for them.