How do I increase my Izzat?

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IZZ WAT?
 
You can do the following to increase your izzat:
  • Boast about how successful and well-off you are. (As long as you can appear successful, so dress nicely.) Alternately, boast about how a "life hack" you found has allowed you greater resources and power than what you would expect to have access to.
  • Have certifications issued by a credible-looking authority claiming you to be an expert in a given field. (Actual expertise not required, a passing knowledge and immediate access to @grok will do.)
  • have many sex with white woman like @Staticness does
  • Rally around your ethnic flag to the exclusion of all others. (If you level enough pressure on the powers that be to have them favor you through this method, you are asserting dominance.)
  • Never do any actual work, always push it off to someone else so they are held responsible if a poor job is done.
  • Always remember: You deserve everything you get. It is quite literally Brahma's will that you were able to take advantage of the people around you and come out ahead.

The thing is that more often than not, one is defending their izzat rather than increasing it, though the effortpost elaborating "total izzat-attacker death" explains it much better than I. Damage control is a central feature of izzat on the defensive.
 
Well, one thing you SHOULDN'T do is ask how to increase your izzat.

If you get a troll answer from somebody, they've stolen izzat from you, you izzatless bitch, and now you can only get your izzat back by killing them.

And if you get a serious answer from somebody, then THEY get the izzat for helping you, and now you're obliged to serve them both in life and probably also in the weird Hindu pagan afterlife too.
 
I just deducted a point from your izzat score.

FAQ

What does this mean?
The amount of izzat (points) has decreased by one.

Why did you do this?
There are several reasons I may deem a comment to be unworthy of positive izzat. These include, but are not limited to:

  1. Rudeness towards other saars,
  2. Spreading incorrect information about India,
  3. Sarcasm not correctly flagged with a /sneed.


Am I doomed to reincarnate as a dung beetle?
No - not yet. But you should refrain from making comments like this in the future. Otherwise I will be forced to issue an additional downvote, which may put your reincarnation privileges in jeopardy.

I don't believe my comment deserved izzat reduction. Can you add izzat, saar?
Sure, mistakes happen. But only in exceedingly rare circumstances will I undo a downvote. If you would like to issue an appeal, shoot me a private message explaining what I got wrong.

How can I prevent this from happening in the future?
Accept the downvote and move on. But learn from this mistake: your behavior will not be tolerated on Saar Farm. I will continue to issue downvotes until you improve your conduct. Remember: izzat is privilege, not a right.
 
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