How do I increase my IQ?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I want to watch Rick and Morty but my IQ ain’t big enough I don’t think.

 

[generic sauce]

Meth and skin whitening cream

 

[DumbDude43]

hang out with me and pray that my own astronomically huge IQ will rub off on you

 

[CowPox]

Huff air duster, smoke crack, shoot dope, become a neo beat writer etc.

 

[Thunk Provoker]

Read Deep Thoughts threads.

 

[Feefee81093]

Get off the internet. You are terminally online. Next watch Star Trek the Next Generation all the way to Enterprise.

 

[The Luigi Player]

IQ is about response time, pattern and shape detection, and short-memory usage.
Are you lacking in all three departments?

 

[The Mass Shooter Ron Soye]

Every post on Q&A is one lost IQ point. If you do it enough it will roll over and become 4,294,967,295.

 

[Just A Fat Round Bird]

I hear eating those bags of silica gel gives you a secret int boost and helps you escape the matrix

 

[MrTroll]

Eating femboy cum is the only known way to increase IQ.

 

[Blamo2000]

Cheat on the IQ test or lie about the result, preferably both.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

You have to successfully masturbate to this photo.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Eating femboy cum is the only known way to increase IQ.

Can't be true, BBL would be a triple Einstein by now.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

You cannot fathom the amount of power needed to understand Rick & Morty.

Sophisticated humour involving nihilism and poop of this caliber is only accesible to a few such as Chris-Chan, Seth MacFarlane and homeless skitzos.

We can only watch it and laugh at our lack of grasp of the unspeakable experience.

 

[Johnny Eastwood cash]

By logging off of kiwifarms

 

[Adjeesh Dickshit]

Perform a whitening ritual and reconnect with Sarasvati.

 

[Named User]

IQ Practice Tests

 

[Insuficiencia renal]

Eat human brains

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Tell people your IQ is 140. Since YOU believe it everyone else has to play along.

 

[Unsane]

Reincarnation, but nothing's guaranteed.