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Circular Square

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Dear KiwiFarms posters,
I am increasingly worried that I will be found and extradited to the Hague for the crime of posting on this site. I know that this may just be paranoia, but I have been hearing helicopters fly over my location every ten minutes. When I sleep I see a searchlight focus on my window every hour. They are following me, I know it. How do I hide from them?

Sincerely,
Circular Square
 
Solution
Moths
you can't hide you can still run though

Should the searchlight stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.
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Dear Circular Square
Hide out in the open and kiss men. That way you will hide under their noses
-Sincerely Banquet Mega Bowl
P.S.
Please try the new Banquet mega tenders, now at your local frozen food isle
 
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Dear Circular Square,

Amogus

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Don't contact me again

Hugs and kisses,
Skitarii xoxo
 
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study law. go into politics. rub shoulders with the worst of the worst. learn to speak their language. climb the ladder. neutralize your enemies and your friends, once they outlive their usefulness. reach the very top. become the machine.

to be able to stop fearing them, you have to become them.
 
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you can't hide you can still run though

Should the searchlight stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish to talk." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.
 
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Solution
Just post your name, address, phone number, SSN, a copy of your driver's license, a copy of your birth certificate, a high resolution copy of your passport, as well as any other confidential or personal documents and we will be happy to keep them safe for you.
 
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