How do I get pregnant?

[Catler]

I have been trying really, really hard lately, but every time I take a pregnancy test it comes back negative. I don't understand what we're doing wrong.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Get a pooner BF and outsource the work

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

Wait for the manmade horrors beyond normal comprehension to catch up with your perversion, pretty sure within 20 years so you should be able to gestate a baby in your torso. The free market provides.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

"I see I see, now please Mister Catler, tell us, is this "We" in the room with us?"

 

[Meat Target]

Start shoving fertilizer in your cooch.

 

[Catler]

"I see I see, no please Mister Catler, tell us, is this "We" in the room with us?"
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I'll have you know in irl life my butt hovers just like that.

 

[Lidl Drip]

You can't, I'm afraid you already went through manopause.

 

[Nick Gars]

What's there to understand? You get a boner, slap her titties around some, then you stick it inside her, and pee.

 

[eatler]

Start shoving fertilizer in your cooch.

Are you trying to make him a kitty bomb?
(That’s fine if so)

 

[Power Ranger Monster]

Might have to settle for tapeworms.

 

[and and and and]

If you are a female then just contact me about it. If you are a male then you can't because you will never be a women.

 

[Catler]

If you are a male then you can't because you will never be a women.

Wait only women can get pregnant? My low quality religious sex ed class just said that penis = baby!

Might have to settle for tapeworms.

icky

 

[Nigger420]

Visit kingcobrajfs

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Have you tried not being a faggot first? Faggots have to pay others to have children.

 

[Catler]

Have you tried not being a faggot first? Faggots have to pay others to have children.

What's your price?

 

[and and and and]

Wait only women can get pregnant? My low quality religious sex ed class just said that penis = baby!

There's a lot more to it then just having a penis. You're supposed to start the baby making process by giving your financial information to a trusted sex haver, like me for example

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

 

[Gargamel]

I have been trying really, really hard lately, but every time I take a pregnancy test it comes back negative. I don't understand what we're doing wrong.

You will never be a real woman.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Wait only women can get pregnant? My low quality religious sex ed class just said that penis = baby!

Your low quality religious sex ed class is transphobic, my high quality public school sex ed class said anybody can be a birthing person.

 

[hl2_linux]

Wait only women can get pregnant? My low quality religious sex ed class just said that penis = baby!

You're just not trying hard enough.