How do I get mad at the internet?

[Islamic Jihad Rocket]

Title

 

[We Are The Witches]

By being a Twittertard/Redditard.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

you've got to say "I'm a human being goddamn it, my life has value!" then you go to the window, open it up, lean your head out and shout "I'm mad as hell at the internet and I'm not going to take it anymore!"

 

[Judas Connor Moon]

>type Kiwifarms into the browser
>loads
>504 error

Now I'm Mad at the Internet!

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Wait for a porn bot to follow you on Xitter. Bonus points if it uses an ass as a pfp.

 

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

Get that fat fuck Null to insult cheddar like the traitorous scum he is!

 

[GeorgeWashingtoff]

Take a political side on something. Go to where people with opposing views hang out. Read and seethe.

In other words, the secret for a peaceful life is to have no opinions on anything political.

 

[Dagger Dragger]

Read the vtuber thread.

 

[Pagan Min]

Just look at your modem and say "Grr, I'm so mad at you, Internet! You're horrible! Grr!!!"

That'll do it, I would think...

 

[Ralph Barnhardt]

Stub your toe on a website in the middle of night.

 

[I Frot The Law]

To truly become MATI you must first be Serious on the Internet. Abandon whatever vague sense of humor you had, you won't be needing it where we're going.
Get SOTI. Talk about Genders Wars shit all day, seethe about ethics in vidya, let everyone know how you feel about niggas in dresses. Crawl as far possible into your own anus, there you will find the MATI you've been seeking

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Get that fat fuck Null to insult cheddar like the traitorous scum he is!

cheddar is the choice for chads. null is too much of a beta virgin to appreciate cheddar.

 

[Druish Space Lasers]

Disagree with me.

 

[THE SUPREME ONION]

become a NVLLBOT