How do I get free gas?

[Gorgar]

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[Lou Bega]

Be Jewish.

 

[Gorgar]

Be Jewish.

BUT I AM JEWISH!!

 

[Lou Bega]

BUT I AM JEWISH!!

Here you are, friend.

 

[Axiom.]

You pee in it and you tell the teller that there's pee in your gas, but don't say it's from you; rookie mistake.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Buy, or steal, a nice hose, an old style gas can that isn't complete shit and some really strong mouthwash. Hope you got a strong suck and you're good at making yourself vomit for when you accidentally swallow.

 

[Forsaken Wanderer]

you can ferment your own with a moonshine distillery it'll make the cow run reeeaaal good

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Sugar free gummy bears, you’ll summon a satanic fartstorm that’s an ultimate anal exorcism.

 

[We Are The Witches]

What type of gas?

You literally have free gas all around you (I assume).

 

[#FreeRoss]

There was a small lolcow YouTuber I used to follow named The Free Gas Channel. I think he wiped his channel, but he had the methods to get free gas.

 

[Your Mother Should Know]

ask for incredible gassy on sharty

 

[CallmeCicada]