How do I get daddy null’s attention?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I tried twerking in front of him and fluttering my eyelashes but he just doesn’t get the hint

 

[Testacles Maximus]

The point is to not be noticed by him.

 

[mannic]

It's not worth it. Save yourself.

 

[Lidl Drip]

Why do you wish for the eye of sauron to be cast upon yourself? Have you not seen what happens to people Null pays attention to? You might get beaten up by a british dwarf in Portugal or fuck your own mother!

 

[SandyCat]

Leave a space between the quote and your reply.

I learned that the hard way

 

[Lidl Drip]

Leave a space between the quote and your reply.

Don't let jannies tell you what to do.

 

[Alligator Alcatraz]

i nternet

 

[Waifu Days]

Become a computer game. A really autistic resource management computer game or be fat. The fat contingency is not guaranteed. Even though he's a big fat shit, Ethan Ralph gets ignored by Jersh so become a computer game.

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Become a computer game. A really autistic resource management computer game or be fat. The fat contingency is not guaranteed. Even though he's a big fat shit, Ethan Ralph gets ignored by Jersh so become a computer game.

A computer game for feeders. In space.

 

[Waifu Days]

fuck your own mother

Null was already in deep before that. Chris is just an overachiever, I guess.

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

Disguise yourself as Brittany Venti

 

[Waifu Days]

Disguise yourself as Brittany Venti

And chew gum with your mouth open in the same room.

 

[Rozzy]

Ask @SIGSEGV

 

[Moths]

Use lots of spoilers in your posts
I heard he likes that

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Leave a space between the quote and your reply.

 

[Annihilation]

Clink to 1oz silver kruggerands together. He can hear the mating call of freedom anywhere in the world