How do I get an Indian gf? - dot, ofc

[Freya]

For a friend haha. *laughs nervously* edit:dot

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Feather or dot?

 

[Soup Sammiches]

Offer her a blanket in trade for some ass. Up to you if the blankets infected with smallpox or not.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

No idea.
I do draw Indian girl OC's for fun

 

[TomServo]

Every indian I have ever met was a fat drunk...so offer them booze and food?

 

[Catler]

Probably the same way you get non-indian girlfriends?

 

[Freya]

mm yes open penis bby

 

[cybertoaster]

Literally go to india.

 

[DiggieSmalls]

Start shitting in the street so she feels at home around you.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Have your dad make her date you.

 

[Bargain Bin Laden]

Whatever you do, don’t use the big gulp on the slurpee machine that really pisses them off.

 

[DankSmoker]

Call her a cow.

 

[Moths]

Well since we know pajeet men are the most unpleasant people to interact with globally, just don't be indian and im sure all of the ones not in an arranged marriage will surely date you

 

[Harvard Covington III]

1) Be White
2) Practice yoga

 

[Wooper]

Well since we know pajeet men are the most unpleasant people to interact with globally, just don't be indian and im sure all of the ones not in an arranged marriage will surely date you

This is unironically the right answer. I've been with a couple of Indian girls, who besides having a schnoz as big as mine, were quite lovely. I think most modern Indian men have major self esteem issues and the Indian superchads you see in movies like RRR are few & far between.

 

[Overwritten Tapes]

Wiggle your head like a fucking bobblehead and smile at them

 

[Ferdinand Bardamu]

Shit outside their house

 

[Pizzapopzzzzz]

if its feather? be mean to her! ( dont b shocked when she hits u back but she'll <3 u) a dot? come thru w seven eleven food!(she might not resist so b prepared to b married)

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Show penes. Send testacles please.

 

[Sumptinsfuckey]

They are three for one if you trade in a fat white girl or one for two if you trade in a fat negress. You can't trade in asians or latino's because no one woukd give up either for any amount of street shitters.