How do I get a girlfriend looking like this? - I look ugly.

[Alex Hogendorp]

Here's my facedox. Please don't laugh.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

just be yourself bro, that's the only advice you will ever need.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Buy an inflatable one

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Be rich. There will be some thirsty thot, believe me.

 

[Sí.]

You're beautiful, dm me.

 

[Saddam Hussain Obama]

im gonna be honest i thought you were a women

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

You have the genetics of a pure blooded Aryan, Hyperborean Nordic god. The ladies should be flocking all over you.

 

[sweater_supremacy]

make sure theres a mouth hole so you can breath and smooch

 

[BBW Hunter]

Convert to islam

 

[User names must be unique]

just be yourself bro, and drink plenty of water.