How do I get a Eversor assassin gf?

[SandyCat]

Zoomers are all about their "yandere" women but what about angry schizo gfs that could crush your skull like a melon?

 

[Psyduck]

Thats more a millenial fetish, the mommy issues laden "kick your ass while overprotecting you" shit while zoomers with daddy issues fetishize the overly obsessive yet completely safe stalker because they werent hugged enough in their youth

Neither of those really exist outside of anime and vidya, and if they did, they'd mommy and/or stalk after Chad instead of the average coomers that lust after em

You could pay a roleplaying protitute though, dont even have to keep her afterwards

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

just watching this thread because i too want to know the answer to this question.

 

[Day Drinking]

I don't think they like sandwiches.

 

[Bionicle of War]

Why do you want one in the first place?

 

[SIMIΔN]

Why do you want one in the first place?

Protection from warp sorcery.

 

[CrazyRandomZyn]

I thought @Bargain Bin Laden was enough

 

[Dynamite Bean]

Idk but i'd personally prefer a Callidus assassin

 

[SandyCat]

Protection from warp sorcery.

You're thinking of the culexus assassins

 

[Moths]

Fuck around with the imperium and Im sure theyll express mail one out to you

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

@SandyCat you can't have sex with a skeleton woman... thing? It ain't right

 

[Cats]

@SandyCat you can't have sex with a skeleton woman... thing? It ain't right

That's just a skull helmet. There are plenty of great fictional girls with skull helmets

 

[Fag Albert]

Listen how about we take a spaceship to an eversor temple ill be your wingman and run interference if any of them have fat friends.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Callidus GFs are S-Tier.