How do I get a boner?

[YellowIsACoolColor]

I wanna get a big fat boner. What do I do?

 

[FieldPiece]

Get bit by a black widow, it will give you big boner.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

Pills.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Go to the store and ask the first person you see in uniform.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Look at ya mums wedding album like a normal person

 

[Basili]

Jelq until it's purple

 

[Le b0wski]

Go to a gay bar and after a few drinks someone will give you one.

 

[Pruto]

I can send you pictures of my feet

 

[Tranq’d up Homeless]

Stick a metal rod into your urethra and sound

 

[pollution jim]

jerk off to your own reflection

 

[Nice Comoesta 🔰]

Early exposure to Palcomix.
What, no, I'm not traumadumping.
You are, faggot.

 

[Turquoise]

Go to the store wearing only a burqa. It's a thrilling experience.

 

[mister meaner]

it helps if you’re not afraid to use your penis if necessary

 

[Pattern Juggler]

Prayer.

 

[Not an Hero]

Four words: Gas Station Boner Pillz

 

[Turquoise]

Prayer.

Give me this day my daily boner,
And forgive me my impotence as I forgive those lack tumescence also...

 

[Rozzy]

Go to the store wearing only a fursuit. It's a thrilling experience.