How do I get a boi pregnant?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I’ve been twying weally hawd to get a cute widdle boi pwegnant. Weally weally hawd but to no avail.

 

[Georgie Pie]

https://youtu.be/Ll-lia-FEIY

 

[AnsemSoD1]

How can I get my bacha bazi victim pregnant?

 

[Catler]

He needs to hold the cum in longer to ensure insemination.

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

You're supposed to fertilize the corn nuggets in the turds. Duh

 

[Omori Boy]

You haven't tried hard enough.

 

[vomitusdeux]

You took the term boy pussy too literally and now you can never go back

 

[MarMar049]

Fuck a pooner

 

[Digital Snow]

Start eating and don't stop.
I hear lard and high-fructose corn syrup work well, though I've just been drinking beer and eating mcdonalds regularly and I'm starting to show.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Ask him nicely.

 

[Miller]

Very carefully.

 

[generic sauce]

You kick the chair really hard.

 

[NOT Satoshi Nakamoto]

Step 1: Become a public school teacher
Step 2: Do public school teacher stuff
Step 3: Send her to the school therapist
Step 4: