How do I get 10 years experience for a entry level job?

[SandyCat]

Do I just intern for 10 years?

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

You fuck the person hiring for the job.

 

[SandyCat]

You fuck the person hiring for the job.

I tried they just tell me to leave or they'll call the cops

 

[I (Don't) Have A Gun]

You fuck the person hiring for the job.

What if they don't want to fuck me because I don't have enough experience?

 

[Mysterious Figure]

You lie on the resume. Employers have retarded expectations, so that's what they get.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

Find a company that went out of business recently in the same field as the job you are applying for and say you worked there for 10 years.

 

[Rome's rightful successor]

 

[Moths]

Be related to another employee in a slightly higher position

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Wait ten years and tell them you have ten years of experience at not having the job.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Move to india, get naturalized then move back and get hired with a H1B visa

 

[Whiskey]

People really have odd ideas about what goes on during a hiring process. They didn't even check if I had the degree I lied about. So long as you are knowledgeable about what it is you are doing usually your fine.

The exceptions are roles in tech or medical where you NEED specific licenses.

 

[who dare wins?]

Uhhh nepotism or something. Just get into a job your cousin is at.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Time machine.

 

[The Early 2000s]

Say you are a tranny and that you'll kill yourself if you don't get the job. Bonus points if you threaten to blame them in your suicide note.