How do I gain with cope?

[Pee Cola]

I have excess cope and I would like to convert it to gain.

 

[Moths]

Have a wagie job and convince yourself its not so bad

 

[Spud]

Lift heavy things until failure, eat eggs, fuck bitches, get money

Spoiler: Also

TOTAL N'WAH DEATH

 

[VargReallyDidNothingWrong]

The only thing you can turn your cope into is sneed, unfortunately. It works on a 3:1 exchange rate so it's not very profitable, but if you have excess cope that's otherwise impossible to get rid of...