How do I find a Sasquatch boyfriend?

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Lidl Drip

Lidl Drip

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As you all know I will not settle for a man who watches porn or uses the Internet. I am looking for a porn virgin bf. My ideal man has never even looked at another woman before, but I will settle for one who has maybe seen one from a distance once. Since even Amish men have phones now and uncontacted rainforest tribe men hang around half naked woman all day I was thinking the only man out there is one who was raised in the mountains/woods with zero contact to civilization whatsoever. A Sasquatch/Bigfoot or maybe a man abandoned as a baby and raised by wolves.

Where do I find him? Is there any type of food I can cook for him to attract him? Is there a mating call I can practice? I am grateful for all insight, thank you for helping me in my lovequest.
 
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Srs answer: You'll probably find a guy from Gaza who's never watched porn, pure and uncorrupt. Pick up some middle-eastern dishes, something warm and homely.

Either that or a Sentinel tribesman, but he'll definitely kill you on sight. Also, it's semi-impossible to get to Sentinel islands... so option 1.
 
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Magicat said:
Srs answer: You'll probably find a guy from Gaza who's never watched porn, pure and uncorrupt. Pick up some middle-eastern dishes, something warm and homely.

Either that or a Sentinel tribesman, but he'll definitely kill you on sight. Also, it's semi-impossible to get to Sentinel islands... so option 1.
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I doubt it. They probably have dirty magazines. Also ew sandniggers. :(
 
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Magicat said:
Srs answer: You'll probably find a guy from Gaza who's never watched porn, pure and uncorrupt. Pick up some middle-eastern dishes, something warm and homely.

Either that or a Sentinel tribesman, but he'll definitely kill you on sight. Also, it's semi-impossible to get to Sentinel islands... so option 1.
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Are goat fuckers really better because they don't have Internet access and porn??
 
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Stop suggesting sandniggers

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as someone with an completely rational fear of sasquatch i can confirm for you that bigfoot is a monster that should be shot on sight. Bigfoot are violent and typically rapists.

Never interact with bigfoot.
 
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