How do I find a qt3.14 capitalist GF?

[Retink]

Every time I go on a date the girl ends up being a dirty commie and I've even been weeding out danger hairs.

I've tried setting up an attraction sign at the local mall but the mall police told me if I didn't leave they'd call the real police who would ask me to leave and if I didn't they'd call the alphabet police.

Please halp.

 

[PUTIN MAKES ME HORNY]

Have you tried Backpage or Craigslist? Craigslist is how I found my rapist. It has been two years now and he’s broken into my apartment 7 times .

Good luck

 

[Lemmingwise]

It takes about five mutual orgasms to colonize a girl and indoctrinate her with your politics.

 

[Bigpapapump]

Step 1: aquire money.
Step 2: make it obvious you have money, and will continue to have more money.
Step 3: ask out women out of your league, who notice you, due to you having acquired money.
Step 4: ???
Step 5: spend more money on one date than you do for food and entertainment all week.
Step 6: pray she calls you for a second date.
Step 7: repeat steps 5 and 6 a few times until she's putting out.
Step 8: knock her up.
Step 9: ???
Step 10: get divorced, develope alcoholism, start back at step 1.