How do i figure out how retarded i am?

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Kaini Industries

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I know that i am retarded, my brain is smooth and squishy. However, i am not retarded enough to be oblivious to the fact that i am a dumbfuck. Sometimes i can even see through peoples bullshit even though others cant. And i can grasp some abstract concepts, but it stays in my mind, and i have difficulty describing it to others.

So how do i figure out how retarded i am? What kind of retard am i? Is it low IQ retardation? Is it autism retardation? Is it because i am educationally challenged?
 
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Reading books can help you articulate your intentions to people. My test would be how you handle being interacted with. Are you overbearing around the opposite sex? Do you get easily offended? Is there a camera setup and Internet connection readily available to you for the entertainment of others? Are you naive and easily coaxed into the wrong direction?
 
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If you're capable of this sort of self reflection, then you're probably on or above par for IQ. You still may be autismal as fuck, but intelligence per se might not be the problem here.
 
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Here's a test:

You sit at a table. There are four cards on the table, labeled
|A| |B| |1| |2|
You are told,
"For these four cards, if a card has a vowel on one side, it has an even number on the other side."
Which card(s) do you have to flip to see if this statement is true?

If you can't answer this correctly, you're retarded.
If you can answer this correctly unaided and having never seen this test before, you're fine.
 
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Safir said:
Here's a test:

You sit at a table. There are four cards on the table, labeled
|A| |B| |1| |2|
You are told,
"For these four cards, if a card has a vowel on one side, it has an even number on the other side."
Which card(s) do you have to flip to see if this statement is true?

If you can't answer this correctly, you're retarded.
If you can answer this correctly unaided and having never seen this test before, you're fine.
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Something horrible will happen if i flip A right?
 
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Safir said:
Here's a test:

You sit at a table. There are four cards on the table, labeled
|A| |B| |1| |2|
You are told,
"For these four cards, if a card has a vowel on one side, it has an even number on the other side."
Which card(s) do you have to flip to see if this statement is true?

If you can't answer this correctly, you're retarded.
If you can answer this correctly unaided and having never seen this test before, you're fine.
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i always fail these tests, you flip A and 2 right?
 
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Kaini Industries said:
Something horrible will happen if i flip A right?
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No, A is safe.

Insuficiencia renal said:
i always fail these tests, you flip A and 2 right?
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You flip
  • A (it's a vowel, you need to see if there's an even number on the back),
  • B (it might have a vowel on the back),
  • 1 (it might have a vowel on the back).
Do not flip 2. It changes nothing.

This is a slightly harder version of a question I used to detect promising third graders ("if a girl doesn't wear glasses, she wears a braid" and such), in that you have to realize a card can have whatever on it, not necessarily a letter on one side and a number on the other. Thus B doesn't necessarily have a number on the back, and if it has a vowel, the statement is false. This is the trick part, I don't expect third graders to get it right.

But the core of the question is whether to flip 2, that's the retard test. If you flip 2, you don't understand >implications.
 
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