how do i dilated vagina

[Napoleon Bonerfart]

how do i dilated vagine?

 

[Llama king]

You don't

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Vaginas only change shape when aroused.

 

[Lucky Jim]

There's a millennia-old urban legend that applying alum mixtures to the vagina is effective at tightening the cunt, since it is an astringent; and in primitive tribes it has been said to restore virginity.

In fact there are many drawbacks:

• The constriction does not last long
• Sometimes the vagina does not constrict at all
• The process increases risk of vaginitis
• The process kills vaginal bacteria that are a defense against venereal disease
• It increases the risk of vaginal tearing during childbirth

 

[AirdropShitposts]

Have you been coping and seething first? You can't skip steps!

 

[Spiny Rumples]

Bad Dragon. I've seen plenty of demos.

 

[Open Window Maniac]

You use those eye drops the eye doctor gives you, but you use them our your vagina instead.

 

[GorillaGhost]

You stand up on a counter, insert a broom handle into your rotting axe wound, and jump. I wouldn't advise it though. You would die.