How do I deflect psychic attacks by demons?

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Black Light Red Panic

Black Light Red Panic

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This is a real question. I have a lot of things I want to do and need to do and work I have every motivation to get done, but when the demons see I am going to work they strike my skull with doubts and depressed thoughts. Sour feelings and depraved distraction. I know these don't belong to me, but are attacks from demons. How do I ward them off? Is it in the blood?

So many cattle squack sickeningly joyful well-wrung memes about Christ (Saturnian Lie) and Hinduism (Atlantean Shitposting Gone Haywire). Some may advocate for Paganaism, but I am not a dirty gaul rainbow mutt larping as a marvel superhero.

Should I seek the blessings of Jupiter? or Athena? Apollo? I feel like my feet are resting on strange fake plastic grass that your boss doesn't want you to step on but everyone else just does.
 
Solution
Isaac
Bake your own bread, eat cottage cheese, sleep in cold rooms, get stuffed animals, sleep with a fan on, sleep with your window open, read Hemingway (start with Old Man and The Sea), get good sleep, drink chai tea, sleep with a bible besides you, start having fires, increase your levels of autism and, buy some nice Egyptian cotton bedsheets.
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Bake your own bread, eat cottage cheese, sleep in cold rooms, get stuffed animals, sleep with a fan on, sleep with your window open, read Hemingway (start with Old Man and The Sea), get good sleep, drink chai tea, sleep with a bible besides you, start having fires, increase your levels of autism and, buy some nice Egyptian cotton bedsheets.
 
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Solution
draggs said:
If he leaves the house the demons will ruin his collection of toenail clippings in mason jars of piss
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Similar thing happened to me one time. I left the house and the local debt collector, sent by the devil personally, wanted to take my money and claim something he called interest. Jokes on him though. I took his devilish loan before and bought me some running shoes, that's how I got away.
 
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Isaac said:
Bake your own bread, eat cottage cheese, sleep in cold rooms, get stuffed animals, sleep with a fan on, sleep with your window open, read Hemingway (start with Old Man and The Sea), get good sleep, drink chai tea, sleep with a bible besides you, start having fires, increase your levels of autism and, buy some nice Egyptian cotton bedsheets.
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ok but seriously, its a good book.

I mean Hemingway
 
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No ethereal force can harm you if you give it absolutely no reverence or heed. You must instill upon them a fear towards yourself greater than the fear they could possibly instill into you.

Keep close the lessons of the legendary Ghost Puncher.
 
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