How do I deal with my jew problem?

[SandyCat]

I saw some jews oy veying around in the park so I fed them some pennies. I just thought it would be funny seeing them scramble for change but they later showed up at my house demanding higher denominations of change and eventually dollar bills.

I put up a Hitler scare crow to scare them away but it just made the problem worse, they cancelled me on twitter and started using it as a way to garner sympathy and they setup a gofundme to grift tens of thousands of dollars from the outrage. This is getting out of hand

 

[We Are The Witches]

You need to call cool Hitler.

 

[Rozzy]

You should have summoned @Catler to deal with them.

 

[RACISM]

First, you're going to need a well.

 

[Day Drinking]

Become a Jewish convert, declare full allegiance to Israel (as any upstanding American should), and mutilate your genitals. This will put you in an advantageous oppressed position and allow you to reverse the cancelling of the twatters. Then you can call upon your now fellow twatters trooners and bring the offensive back towards the park Jews. Alas, they will defend against this onslaught with claims about "6 gorillion", but you will win because the wizard game has literally wiped out the tranny community as we speak. God speed fren, and remember, silence is violence.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

A Jew infestation is bad for your house, they tend to eat away at the foundation. Call Orkin

 

[Chantal's Hijab]

Can you reduce the temperature around you, maybe with some kind of weather-witching or Storm-like mutation?

They don't like the Arctic. They just don't.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Ah the age old Jewish question. I see you have tried some options already but for a solution that will finally rid you of this problem you’ll need some Weed killer & an oven …

 

[draggs]

You need to learn the art of the counter-kvetch

 

[Shidoen]

Have you tried spreading salt around your property? Maybe throw some ham at them?

 

[Ultrapenguin]

I heard if you knock those little hats off their head then they'll wither up and die. You could give that a shot.

You could also try putting blood in a weed sprayer, that'll scare them off because the torah says blood is bad. It'll also scare off regular people as a side effect though, so you'll have to assess if that's a desirable outcome.

 

[Shig O'nella]

Ignore the various bits of terrible advice you are getting.

Go outside, look the wee pests in the eye, and demand 10% of the gofundme as your cut.
You will never see them again.

 

[Finger Pistols]

Just use the oven. That worked well enough in the past.

 

[Distant Ranger]

Something about a Samurai, idk

 

[Oven_Juice]

Roaches are hard to kill but pesticide usually does the trick!
Especially when it's being liberally distributed through the use of a showerhead.

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

I AM HITLER

COMMANDER OF ZA THIRD REICH

LITTLE KNOWN FACT

ALSO DOPE ON ZA MIKE

 

[Iron Jaguar]

You need to call cool Hitler.

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You mean, "Radolph".

 

[The false copy of Sunder]

https://youtu.be/NI2xkPmVmA8

 

[TroonsDid911]

As they grow more powerful because of the culture wars, niggers have become increasingly aware of how much privilege and power Jews have and how they treat other races like shit. Try allying with them and do a false flag where a kike murders a black guy over a $5 bill and watch them burn the city down.

 

[Broseph]

Just stick in bagels in the oven.