How do I cook this?

[SandyCat]

Some Chineese lady in the oriental section of my grocery store gave me a free sample but it came with no cooking instructions so I'm completely lost.

Here's what I'm dealing with

Spoiler

 

[Lathe]

Start with with breaking its neck and removing the skin and organs.

 

[SandyCat]

Start with with breaking its neck and removing the skin and organs.

Can I just keep it and order mcdonalds instead?

 

[Lathe]

Can I just keep it and order mcdonalds instead?

That is always an option. Unless your asian. Then it’s your ancestral duty to eat the kitty.

 

[SandyCat]

That is always an option. Unless your asian. Then it’s your ancestral duty to eat the kitty.

I'm apparently black so I should be good to go thanks

 

[Xenomorph]

We all know you dont eat pussy sit down.

 

[SandyCat]

We all know you dont eat pussy sit down.

I prefer sandwiches

 

[Fascist Frederick]

I'm apparently black so I should be good to go thanks

Stop saying this you fucking nigger. You're not black. This is digital blackface and you should be ashamed.

 

[SandyCat]

Stop saying this you fucking nigger. You're not black. This is digital blackface and you should be ashamed.

So does this mean I'm white again?

 

[Fascist Frederick]

So does this mean I'm white again?

You've always been white. And you've always been a nigger. I think people get confused so let me set this straight once and for all:

All blacks are niggers but not all niggers are black.

 

[SandyCat]

You've always been white. And you've always been a nigger. I think people get confused so let me set this straight once and for all:

All blacks are niggers but not all niggers are black.

So like a reverse oreo?

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

You're like these Oreos.

White on the outside and white on the inside.

 

[Soycast Guy]

Why the fuck are you cooking the cat in a pan you degenerate? Put it on the grill.

 

[Fascist Frederick]

You're like these Oreos.
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White on the outside and white on the inside.

Yes like this but dunked into a glass of nigger milk.

 

[D_Tractor]

It's a utensil, not an ingredient. Feed it kitchen scraps and then it will catch small animals and bring them to you as gifts to cook.

 

[TroonsDid911]

While squinting your eyes and assuming this pose: