How do I convert to Judaism?

[Linkara]

Let’s just say there are certain practices that Jews get away with that I would also like to get away with…

 

[Chocolate Wombat]

It involves a lawyer, a rabbi and some generous donations to your local temple. And you gotta snip the tip. I think the funny hat is optional now but still encouraged.

 

[soda pimp]

Sorry gentile, being a Jew is something you're born with, it cannot be earned.

 

[Lone MacReady II]

Sorry friendo, but you have to genitally mutilate yourself, or let a rabbi do it to you, for you to even be considered a Gentile.

 

[Named User]

Just say you want to be a lying gay pedophilic banker.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Nip the tip

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Ask Ben Shapiro. He also has some good tips for sexing your lady.