How do I control my rage towards midgets?

[Cursed Honey Badger]

Whenever I see them I just want to kick them. How do I control this urge?

 

[Laburnum]

Have you kicked any yet?

 

[rel=alternate]

Try and picture them like children. They need your protection, maybe even your help.

I always rush to a midget to pat their head and ask if they are lost. It's a very gratifying feeling to help a fellow human.

Although they are not always receptive, I know the little guys will see my intention was pure and honest when they grow up. Getting through to kids can be difficult. You just need to keep on trying.

Pro tip: get on their level when talking to them, and remain calm, don't raise your voice.

 

[Malodorous Merkin]

Strangle one of the little buggers do death.

Get it out of your system.

 

[Apu Wrangler]

just play the manlet theme every time you feel the urge to kick a manlet and remember that you'll never be one yourself