how do i circumvent an alien autopsy ban?

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

I've been banned from my local MIB office for being disruptive during the autopsies. ive tried wearing a false mustache, a trench coat, and glasses, but they still ban me from entering.

 

[alphabetnigger]

Alien disguise should do the trick.

 

[MoffAlbert]

Just convince a couple of reptoids to pull some strings for you. Unless you work in one of those facilities with a "no-reptoids allowed" policy. If that's the case, see if you can let one of the captive mantids loose instead. The ensuing chaos will allow you to go and do whatever you please. Works for me every time.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Unless you work in one of those facilities with a "no-reptoids allowed" policy.

no self respecting white man would ever work in the same facility as a reptoid.

 

[Axiom.]

You didn't say please.

 

[The Lawgiver]

You could always do work for them like michael jackson did, they'll probably deny you the agent position though like they did to him.