how do i circumvent a google play ban?

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

help me saaar, i work at Microsoft and need google play to process customer's payments. i cannot do the needful without google play. i have tried using a different browser, calling them all madarchod, and even gave them a bad review in hindi.

is there anything else i can try to do to circumvent this ban?

 

[bingin]

Ma'am please call your supervisor

 

[Axiom.]

Tell them that you're switching to Apple because they're more honest about using Indians.