how do i circumvent a circumcision?

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

any ideas?

 

[Pagan Min]

You have to circumnavigate that sum bitch who's tryin' to mutilate ya...

 

[Chadikus Maximus]

Transition in to a Female

 

[Penis Drager 2.0]

Circumcise the circumciser.

 

[OrionBalls]

Why would you need a circumcision? Are you converting? That seems like the antithesis to your whole thing.

 

[Rick Nekieta]

Cut some skin from elsewhere and just sew it on. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

bribe the guy doing the circumcision

 

[DankSmoker]

Use harden.

 

[donksmanSupreme42]

Transition in to a Female

that'd make it even worse (FGM is a lot more invasive than circumcision)

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Make a bunch of videos about being a victim of Circumcisions (Bonus is your gay), blame your parents and show your potentially dementia ridden dad your dick, make a youtube channel call the foreskin police, make videos shaming fat people because they are depressed for being fat while your depressed you have no foreskin, waste it all on being arrested and known as the first guy to get arrested for Circumcision Rage.

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Put a red lifesaver gummy on you dick and have them remove that

 

[Farsided]

If all else fall and someone takes away your man-hood, I can 3D print one for you.

You can be a beta tester for a project (patent pending) of mine to provide reconstruction surgery for gentlemen.
The goal is to put pivots points right before the tip of the penis so a new head can be mounted shaped like a PEZ dispenser.

 

[Dofu]

Cover yourself in oil so they won't be able to hold you down.

 

[DoNotFeedTheSneed]

foreskins can actually grow back in some rare cases

 

[dick brain]

Make a bunch of videos about being a victim of Circumcisions (Bonus is your gay), blame your parents and show your potentially dementia ridden dad your dick, make a youtube channel call the foreskin police, make videos shaming fat people because they are depressed for being fat while your depressed you have no foreskin, waste it all on being arrested and known as the first guy to get arrested for Circumcision Rage.

Wasn't there an admin of a Sonic wiki or something equally autistic who kept inserting bits about circumcision and eventually went full mask off schizo and hijacked the whole wiki to post a manifesto about circumcision?

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

Wasn't there an admin of a Sonic wiki or something equally autistic who kept inserting bits about circumcision and eventually went full mask off schizo and hijacked the whole wiki to post a manifesto about circumcision?

There was also one in the resident evil (iirc) who edited a villain to give him the reason for why he's a villain that he's curcumsized. This guy was onto nothing. Because his evidence was stretches.

 

[hl2_linux]

the first man to circumcise the globe was sir francis drake, maybe you should ask him

 

[dick brain]

There was also one in the resident evil (iirc) who edited a villain to give him the reason for why he's a villain that he's curcumsized. This guy was onto nothing. Because his evidence was stretches.

Yeah that was it, thanks.