How do I change my join date?

[Bargain Bin Laden]

I don't want to be a newfag anymore.

 

[sniggered]

stupid newfag

 

[Gas Station Boner Pills]

Have sex

 

[Mariposa2.0 LTE]

Hanging yourself

 

[Onni Kalsarikännit]

Null changes it if you send him some money.

 

[The Backwards Man]

Why do you wanna be an oldfag? They're even gayer than the newfags.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

You could make a new account.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

You have to kill Metokur.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Removing your eyes so you don't have to worry about it.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

You could make a new account.

But then OP would be an even newer newfag

 

[Cobson Gemson]

TSMT, asking this

 

[Moths]

You have to kill Metokur.

Does that means his cancer joins the farms when it finally takes over

 

[Grub]

Invent a time machine.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Does that means his cancer joins the farms when it finally takes over

You have to murder AND rape Metokur's undead corpse to bring forth the Americafirsthrist.

 

[MadStan]

You have to send Null nonnegotiable bearer bonds. Or drive to Mexico and interview Ethan Ralph. For that I’ll get you an account dating back to 2018