How do I become young again?

[SandyCat]

Are there any zoomers here that will let me drink their blood or something

 

[LonesomeDud]

Post wall men should kill themselves

Post wall people in general should be kinder and more patient with others, myself included.

 

[PipTheAlchemist]

Rub baby foreskin cream on your face.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

buy a Harley I guess

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

Post wall people in general should be kinder and more patient with others, myself included.

Pussy

>post wall men

What’s funny? You washed up broke old men think you’re a prize because Mgtow fags lied and told you that men age like fine wine and that you’ll have a harem of 18 year old girls to fuck once you turn 30. please, no woman wants you and the fact that men from 25 to 50 commit the most suicide prove that post wall men are useless

 

[LonesomeDud]

You washed up broke old men think you’re a prize because Mgtow fags lied and told you that men age like fine wine

You think you're so smart, don't you?

It's my wife who lied and said that, for the record.

 

[the rat]

a delicious high dose of radiation should do the trick

 

[TheRetardKing]

Time travel.

 

[Hathungor]

Non-joke answer: start lifting and eating clean.
I'm still in the first half of my life but I still feel easily 15 years younger than I did just 1.5 years ago when I started doing this.

Not sure about you, but if you're actually old:

I recommend you check out this vid, dude makes some super interesting content.

 

[Rozzy]

Are there any zoomers here that will let me drink their blood or something

@WolfeTone will let you drink his bottles of pee.

 

[AnsemSoD1]

Do I get to become functionally immortal if bitten?

 

[ChaosReignsOnSomeSaturday]

Whatever that gay twink billionaire does that involves like forcing 70 pills a day down your gullet and eating weird shit because it slows your aging down or some shit.