How do I become young again?

[SandyCat]

Are there any zoomers here that will let me drink their blood or something

 

[Unamused Bounty Hunter]

I heard some Spaniards were trying to find the fountain of youth about 500 years ago. I haven't heard anything since but maybe you can try contacting them

 

[Dynamite Bean]

You can drink mine as long as you tell me the cheat codes to halo 3 or give a hug

 

[YayLasagna]

You go to the beach that makes you young

 

[Extreme Crusader]

Sacrifice newborn babies and bathe in their blood.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Get a pretty young wife if you're a man.

If you're a woman, estrogen.

 

[Dysnomia]

Go find a daddy dom.

 

[Lake]

Zoomer blood has concentrated levels of autism and HRT. Tread lightly, friend.

 

[The Cunting Death]

Bathe in the blood of young Virgin women

 

[AmberHeardSupporter]

Get a pretty young wife if you're a man.

If you're a woman, estrogen.

Post wall men should kill themselves

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

>post wall men

 

[BirdUp]

 

[Named User]

Adrenochrome.

 

[Incel Death Note]

You can do literally whatever you want as long as you swing a chicken over your head on a certain day. Few know this. It's called kakarot like dragonball z. I learned this from a down syndrome friend at least I think he had down syndrome because he had the worst haircut and was ugly.

 

[fìddlesticks2.0]

Easy. Change your pronoun.
SandyCat >>> YoungCat

 

[IDanceonTrannyGraves]

> Are there any zoomers here that will let me drink their blood or something?

No, you need to drink the blood of children.

 

[Dire Dire Cocks]

Die and get reborn.

 

[Smug]

Do fasting, exercise, eat leafy greens, take a lot of supplements, and make sure to get quality sleep at all costs.

There's a video on youtube where will tennyson interviews a vampire doing all of the things I mentioned. It's insane, but at least appears to slow down aging a little.

Or, you know, live your damn life and enjoy it.

 

[Ayana Otonashi]

Do fasting, exercise, eat leafy greens, take a lot of supplements, and make sure to get quality sleep at all costs.

There's a video on youtube where will tennyson interviews a vampire doing all of the things I mentioned. It's insane, but at least appears to slow down aging a little.

Or, you know, live your damn life and enjoy it.

enjoying life will help a lot i've heard

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

This is a magic cliff here, like in The Highlander. So you will become the Highlander, and you'll roam the earth forever *trying* to kill yourself, but you won't be able to, because you'll be immortal! Won't *that* suck, little man?