How do i become white? - Not that i am not white mind that i am just curious.

[Insuficiencia renal]

Let me remind you i am white as fuck.

 

[generic sauce]

Pay taxes, get a job, be respectful to your neighbor and other members of society. Shit like that.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Put your kids in public school, convince them that being gay is okay, and teach them to hate themselves and their heritage

 

[The Backwards Man]

you have to return your shopping cart to the cart coral

 

[dick brain]

I can make your face white.

 

[LimeRikki]

If non white: Get the lefties to hate your race, they'll have to reclassify you as White to avoid any cognitive dissonance/apperance of hypocrisy.

Edits for tard typing

 

[Waifu Days]

• Eat everything with ranch dressing
• Listen to Milli Vanilli
• Listlessly pine for the lost of the Library of Alexandria every now and then

 

[SNU]

I used to be black but a bunch of nazi bigots hatecrimed me. They held me down and covered me in bleach. First thing I did afterwards was change the battery in my smoke detector

 

[Ask A Stupid Question]

Eat saltine crackers while listening to some Tom Jones albums.

 

[dick brain]

lefties

avoid any cognitive dissonance/apperance of hypocrisy.

lol

 

[Testacles Maximus]

Do a joker. Like from Batman. He fell into the thing and his skin turned white.

 

[Would]

Kill a nigger and show his cornrows to Null as proof.

 

[Magicicada_septendecula]

Drink bleach. It works for my towels.

 

[Pruto]

Step one: be a faggot cuck
Step two: make sure you either don't reproduce or make your children even faggier in case you do
Step three: die

 

[Night Crawler]

Pay taxes, get a job, be respectful to your neighbor and other members of society. Shit like that.

That's not going to make him white. It will just make him a normal fag wage cuck.

If you really want to get white just read Mein Kampf. Tell people Hitler was right. That the Nazis should have won WW2. Say the holocaust never happened. Also start playing any WW2 strategy game that will let you play as the Germans.

That's what I did and I'm super white. 100% Bavarian phenotype to be exact.