How do I become stronger?

[Cat tit bingo]

I can't find black satan anywhere.

 

[Legacy_Lolcow_Hunter]

I think of Birmingham and get strong as the Hulk the more pissed off I get.

 

[POWER IN MISERY]

have you tried cutting yourself?

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

The only way to get stronger is to kill another man and devour their hearts to obtain their strength. Do this enough and you'll become an unstoppable machine.

Why else do you think BBQ is eating people?

 

[Soggy Floppa]

strap a weight to your hand when you jerk off

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

be less of a faggot in general
difficult I know but ...