How do I become Shaman King?

[Daddy's Angry Juice]

It's a long story but essentially, this girl came up to me and told me that she would show me her pussy if I became "The Shaman King" so obviously I agreed. The problem is I have absolutely no idea how I'm supposed to do that. I know there are a lot of science people on the forum, could any of them give a thirsty nigga a hand? Like, do I have to send in box tops or something?

 

[Fat Gollum]

You have to draw a lot of gross pornography and lolicon.

 

[xXEddie.DurellXx]

You have to kill the previous shampoo king in remote combat

 

[Character from a movie]

Become friends with Amidamaru and help him get his katana back.

 

[KingNothing]

She'll be menopausal by the time you get back from Central Asia with enlightenment.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You need to catch all the Digimon for your PokeDex or your Yu-Gi-Oh cards will be caught by Card Capture Sakura, so be sure to become a Monster Rancher first to prevent that, only then can you be the Shaman King Hokage.

You have to draw a lot of gross pornography and lolicon.

Wait...why is that separated from gross pornography.

 

[Fat Gollum]

Wait...why is that separated from gross pornography.

You didn't even know who shadman was until I told you.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

You didn't even know who shadman was until I told you.

I didn't even know who Chris Chan was before coming to KF, and he's apparently a pretty big e-celeb.

 

[soup peddler]

It's actually the secret extra rank after Eagle Scout