How do I become popufur?

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Catler

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In a world of gross degenerates like Bluefolf who's "popular" status is undeserved, how I do attain popufur status?

I am a good, wholesome, Christian furry and I think that I would good a good influence for the next generation of furries everywhere.
 
Become the Jordan Peterson of furries. Make things weird. Then, lose it all in a big ass controversy where you groom a child or fuck someone's dog or troon out.
 
If you kill yourself on a Facebook live-stream while wearing your shit-covered fur suit I guarantee you will be talked about for years. If you say some really weird shit before the bullet turns your brain to goo, all the better. No need to hold off, start preparations right away!
 
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