How do I become meaner?

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SandyCat said:
Ask @mister meaner its in their name
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Excellent question OP, please allow me, mister meaner, to give you some pointers on being meaner.

- Why should I be meaner?
It's fun. If you have some type of trauma or abuse in your life causing you to act out, or have low self esteem or mental illness, don't be mean, because in that cause you'll just be an insecure bitch acting out to make yourself feel better about your own faggot life. Always act with a complete disregard for others purely for self benefit or amusement. Power, money, influence, and whatever else belongs to those who take it. Be mean. Fuck everyone else.

- How can I be meaner?
This can mean two things. Either you're asking what you need to develop a...
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Lockbean Raisin said:
Work at retail. Eventually it will drain you of any empathy for humanity.
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Apparently I didn't work there long enough, my buck hasn't been broken.

winterfag said:
Think of something nice to say, and then do the opposite of that
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That might work in a pinch tbh.

Uberpenguin said:
, your goal is not to bring people around to your viewpoints, it's to make them feel bad for ever having had a different opinion or lifestyle to begin with.
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That's the spirit. Oh god, that sounds awful. I can only feel that towards pedos and other bastards.
Dictator Dan said:
Better yet, don’t even let what pisses you off bottle up, rant about it in random places until people perceive you as a mean son of a bitch, goal achieved
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I am become A-log derailer of threads.

Butterschmalz said:
Thats a weird one. Why would you wanna become meaner? Whats wrong with being Mr Nice Guy?
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It's a shitpost question to be honest. I sometimes feel bad for acting nice on this site when we seem like we're all supposed to be bastards, it's just embedded into me. IRL it's great aside from when I need to really distance myself from people.
 
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SandyCat said:
Ask @mister meaner its in their name
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Excellent question OP, please allow me, mister meaner, to give you some pointers on being meaner.

- Why should I be meaner?
It's fun. If you have some type of trauma or abuse in your life causing you to act out, or have low self esteem or mental illness, don't be mean, because in that cause you'll just be an insecure bitch acting out to make yourself feel better about your own faggot life. Always act with a complete disregard for others purely for self benefit or amusement. Power, money, influence, and whatever else belongs to those who take it. Be mean. Fuck everyone else.

- How can I be meaner?
This can mean two things. Either you're asking what you need to develop a meaner mentality, or what literal steps to take to act in a mean way.

Mentally, this is ultimately differs from person to person. If I were to suspend my belief for a moment and assume this is a genuine question, I would ask, why do you want to be mean? Some people become meaner from a depressing world view. Some hate their jobs and their lives. Some hate their wives. Some people are small, afraid, alone, weak. These are all faggot reasons to become meaner, and it usually means they only act out by getting pissy at others and carrying on like a redditor.

Some people act overly assertive in their own beliefs and opinions (especially on others). They will usually butt into every conversation with their cock out not afraid to give people shit and generally have zero filter. We have a few posters like that on the forums, including me. This is a usually amusing way to be 'mean' as long as you don't take yourself too seriously and start acting as if you're better than everyone, because you're probably not. Starting giving other kiwis shit. It's funny.

@John Furrman has an absolutely munted faggot profile picture, and should immediately kill himself for forcing other kiwis to look at it.
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As for what to actually do to act mean, it's too vague of a question to answer because there's lots you can do.
Start trolling people. Start giving your friends shit. Start putting down people you don't necessarily like. Become a landlord. Do everything in the song 'Asshole' by Dennis Leary. Post pictures of cis-women on MtF subreddits to make other trannies feel bad about themselves. Argue and question everything you're told. Gather top hats and trashcans on KF. There's so much to do, as long as it gives you joy.

- Should I really become meaner?
Probably not, or not too much at least. Keep it in moderation. No one wants to hang out with someone who is ALWAYS an asshole. Get it just right so you're fun to be around. Some of the earliest definitions of meanness define it as "want of excellence", "want of rank", "low estate", "lowness of mind", and "sordidness, niggardliness, opposed to liberality or charitableness". I don't know what niggardliness means but it has the word niggar in it so it can't be a good thing.

The important part of being mean is not taking yourself too seriously. Not everything has to have some deep convoluted explanation as to why one's behavior might be mean. Not everything is a mind-game or a dick measuring contest. It's just fun to be an asshole. Life is short. Be kind to your friends and family, and be a little bit of a cunt if you want to. Sandycat is a nigger.
 
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Solution
Follow the teachings of Nietzche seriously, that or work in the fast food industry or as a teacher. Your will to tolerate and live will soon disintegrate and you'll want to call people nigger soon enough.
 
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Judge people by their race, skin color, religion, choice of clothing, livelihood, and petty shit instead of recognizing them as fellow human beings and the content of their character.
 
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thegooddoctor said:
@AMHOLIO Why do you want to become meaner anyway? Do you have a particular motive, is their something you want that you feel you can't get being cordial?
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Every so often other people on the site are more negative than me and I can't muster up too much bitchiness at cows or the world, or even other users. I feel too soft to be a kiwi farmer, I'm not bitter or jaded enough to be in the Kool Kids Klub. *yawn*
 
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