How do I become black?

[Cat tit bingo]

My fire alarm is chirping and I can't get to the store till morning, how do I quickly become a trans-Nigger so I can put up with this noise.

 

[Spud]

Its even got negro in the name to tell you its official

 

[hl2_linux]

Reverse vitiligo.

 

[OrionBalls]

Smoke more crack.

 

[Neo-Nazi Rich Evans]

Smoke more crack.

so far that hasnt worked for BMJ, but no harm in trying it.

 

[Lords Greatsword]

so far that hasnt worked for BMJ, but no harm in trying it.

If his hands are any indication, it might have already started

 

[Square]

Smoke weed

 

[Banquet Meal]

steal a childs bicycle and then ride that piece of shit to your local plasma donation center, and you will become one of them.

 

[Chainsaw Man]

Why the hell would you want to do that?!?!

 

[TheRetardKing]

Become a burn victim.

 

[Gurai]

Why the hell would you want to do that?!?!

Free welfare checks and lulz

 

[Feral Postie]

Become a mechanic but never ever bathe. Sooner or later the oil, grease, and dirt will form a protective black shell over your entire body.

You'll also be waterproof!

 

[Pagan Min]

Go to your local Popeye's & jump in the deep fryer. Make sure you fully submerge, or it won't take!

 

[DerangedBehavior]

Just say nigger loudly and boldy in an urban neighborhood, they like that and will quickly claim you as their own.