How do I become a popukiwi?

[Omori Boy]

I need to be reddit-updoot-maxxing.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

1. Be informative
2. Don't be uninformative

 

[SofondaCox]

Show us your dick.

 

[Omori Boy]

Show us your dick.

 

[The Real Me]

Comment something witty on as many threads as possible and have a memorable username. Never change your profile picture (preferably a GIF)

Or just be one of those dweebs that pays to get their superchats read on MATI every stream.

 

[KittyGremlin]

Sexually harass women at Beauty Parlor.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

Screech nigger endlessly and passionately. Never stop. NOT FOR ONE SINGLE POST. Also post here in Q&A alot and join us on the MV Retardniggerfaggot .

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

DM and tag Nool as much as you possibly can.

 

[LimeRikki]

Have you tried having a gimmick to your posts?

 

[Manul Otocolobus]

Play Sudoku and Win

 

[Yamamura]

Don't even bother. The people who try to purposely become popular on this site are the biggest attention whoring fags here. Stickers are worth nothing and impressing these randos do not make them your friends. You can't show your sticker score to people IRL because 1. they don't care 2. you have to admit you use the forum publicly.

 

[Johnny Salami]

tag null whenever you're losing an argument
get in an argument

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

tag null whenever you're losing an argument

LOL, faggots actually do that?

 

[Gravemind]

That's the neat part. You don't.

 

[Meiwaku]

Let everyone know you're trans at all times. It will get you a lot of stickers.

 

[Blobby's Murder Knife]

DM a bunch of users and start gayop Discord servers. That always ends well!

 

[Moths]

Always tripfag

 

[Cats]

post Good Things peolple like to see

 

[A-Stump]

1. Say nigger. If you don't know what to do, just say it

2. Blame jews, trannies, and Mexicans for everything

3. Watch MATI and form no personality beyond what Null says