How do I become a lolcow

[Cobson Gemson]

I think I'm falling into becoming one and I just want to know how to accerlate my mental fall until I end up making schizo videos on youtube about ucking ibxtoycat anally

 

[Open-Source Dodonpachi]

As long as you dont share your Ls here or in the net, you'll be fine. If you have a humilliation fetish then go ahead and post all your deplorable moments. We will take care of the rest.

 

[Admiral Throbnelius]

A good way to start is to begin making a poorly drawn webcomic that you use to deal with your real life problems.

 

[Broseph]

Most of them start by trooning out.

 

[Colon capital V]

Get a pink triangle nigger

 

[Cobson Gemson]

Get a pink triangle nigger
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Fuck off youd damn sperg faggto

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Try harder.

 

[Cobson Gemson]

As long as you dont share your Ls here or in the net, you'll be fine. If you have a humilliation fetish then go ahead and post all your deplorable moments. We will take care of the rest.

I hit my head multiple times on a vacuum cleaner a few days ago in a spergout and broke it.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

You gotta troon out first.

 

[Cobson Gemson]

You gotta troon out first.

Chris Chan was a lolcow before he trooned out.

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

Consider making a lot more high effort posts about Minecraft and your favorite hobbies, maybe even on YouTube

 

[Cobson Gemson]

Consider making a lot more high effort posts about Minecraft and your favorite hobbies, maybe even on YouTube

I'm not gonna consider being productive niggers

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

Chris Chan was a lolcow before he trooned out.

Troons are so commonplace we're obliged to document them, thus forgetting about standard man babies.

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

I'm not gonna consider being productive niggers

Just make a fool of yourself in a public place then, put on a big Cobson mask and rub vaseline all over your body and dance in front of Cogent offices asking them to free the farms