how do i become a chinese tech exec

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You could do what this guy I knew did and be the son of one. Just make sure, before your Chinese executive dad dies, that you travel outside China and do a bunch of cool shit like he did because once he dies, that's it. You won't even have a chance to say goodbye to anyone. You'll be on that fucking plane to your new life as your dad's replacement and you'll never speak to anyone you knew outside of China again.
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First, become Chinese. Then become a member of the CCP. Then have contacts with western tech executives eager to make a quick buck by selling in the Chinese market or outsourcing work to cheaper Chinese labor. Then inform your western tech exec friends that their patents are now yours.
 
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You could do what this guy I knew did and be the son of one. Just make sure, before your Chinese executive dad dies, that you travel outside China and do a bunch of cool shit like he did because once he dies, that's it. You won't even have a chance to say goodbye to anyone. You'll be on that fucking plane to your new life as your dad's replacement and you'll never speak to anyone you knew outside of China again.
 
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Grub said:
You could do what this guy I knew did and be the son of one. Just make sure, before your Chinese executive dad dies, that you travel outside China and do a bunch of cool shit like he did because once he dies, that's it. You won't even have a chance to say goodbye to anyone. You'll be on that fucking plane to your new life as your dad's replacement and you'll never speak to anyone you knew outside of China again.
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meh sounds lame i just want the money and to get to wear flannels and give keynotes so i can say my catchphrase AND TWO MORE THINGS
 
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Saddam Hussain Obama said:
meh sounds lame i just want the money and to get to wear flannels and give keynotes so i can say my catchphrase AND TWO MORE THINGS
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Yeah I'm pretty sure that also comes with a whole lot of spending your entire life being buttfucked by the CCP. Buddy never sounded stoked when he would talk about going back to China one day. He would sound more depressed and full of dread whenever he mentioned it.
 
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Grub said:
Yeah I'm pretty sure that also comes with a whole lot of spending your entire life being buttfucked by the CCP. Buddy never sounded stoked when he would talk about going back to China one day. He would sound more depressed and full of dread whenever he mentioned it.
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meh not worth it scrap being a chinese tech exec
 
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