How do I be edgy?

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Step 1: buy Katana, 1000X folded, of course
Step 2: get a Carolina reaper
Step 3: unzip pant
Step 4: jerk off with the katana in your meat beat hand, using only the Reaper juice as lube
Step 5: ????
Step 6: sell out your principles 30 years later like Rage against the Machine and become the institutions
 
If I've learnt something, don't try to be edgy for the purpose of being all "Oh look at me I'm so edgy and politically incorrect. I'm so cool amirite?" Makes you look like an annoying teenager.
 
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