How do I avoid conversations about Palestine?

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

I don't really care that much about it but people yell at me when I say that I don't want to think about something happening halfway across the world that I can't do shit about, please help!

 

[spacko]

just excitedly ask them if they've heard of ethan ralph and when they say "who?" go into longwinded, excruciating detail until they excuse themselves

 

[ddlloo]

I just outright say I'm not there for such complicated and emotionally charged conversations on the topic of things like racism and genocide etc

If they can't respect that position then why would you hang out with them?

 

[Moths]

I find if I just autistically scream nigger whenever someone talks to me I dont have to deal with inane social queries

 

[Starslop's Adoring Fan]

That's easy, stay away from effeminate men and stay away from women who looks like this:

 

[parsnip]

I just say I hope they all kill each other so I never have to hear about it again and that stops all conversation.

 

[OrionBalls]

Stay away from the assholes in puffy jackets. That's how I avoid the vultures that are the press. See you at the Spring Fair?

 

[Dick Mason]

Tell them you're misanthropic, hate everything, and hope everyone involved dies simultaneously and immediately.

 

[The REAL Hatsune Miku]

Tell them you're misanthropic, hate everything, and hope everyone involved dies simultaneously and immediately.

That would be too good for those bastards, they deserve it slow and painful!