How do I avoid accidentally seeing Bible spoilers?

[Agent Abe Caprine]

Do not tell me what happens to Jesus. I haven't gotten that far.

 

[eatler]

Listen to the audio book

 

[Takodachi]

cut your foreskin and embrace judaism.

 

[GenericEdgelordSupreme]

To find out what happens to Jesus, read, "The Last Temptation of Christ." To avoid spoilers, don't go to church until after you finish it.

 

[SofondaCox]

God kills himself 4/10 was disappointed

 

[Lokenstien]

The ending really crossed me and left me biting my nails. Thankfully it really resurrects in the end.

 

[dick brain]

Listen to the audio book

Specifically the one narrated by Johnny Cash.

 

[Bloodfeast Island Man]

Null needs to start closing registration during spring break.

 

[Named User]

By finishing your reading as soon as possible.

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

The Bible isn't a shitty Star Wars movie. It's instructions on how to live life.

 

[draggs]

SPOILERS

Jesus comes back and his capo Michael whacks Don Satan