How do guys pee with a boner?

[Marissa Moira]

I mean say you need to go really bad and can't wait for it to subside? Do you risk snapping your dick in half by bending it down just to relieve yourself or do most guys pee on the ceiling?

 

[Vingle]

Isn't this what the p-hole is for?

 

[Blasterisk]

Handstands; but this is privileged information I was only able to obtain at greatest personal risk



Hold on, there's a knock at the door–

 

[Battlecruiser3000ad]

very carefully

 

[Resident Evil]

Take it to Big Bill Hell’s Cars, home of challenge pissing, I heard they can compensate you with no down payment on a car purchase if you can piss 6 feet in the air without spraying or getting wet, guaranteed!!

 

[Bec]

You're a woman?

 

[libRT]

As parallel as possible to the toilet seat.

 

[Butter Keks]

EVERYWHERE

 

[Red Hood]

It's a messy process. And it's even worse if there's a stray hair on the tip.

 

[GamerGirl18]

hardly

 

[winterfag]

Up

 

[N. Gin]

With great difficulty and exaggerated caution

 

[Jason Wynn]

Look at this newfag who doesn’t even know about the secret Boner-Piss ritual.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

Unholster
Hands on hips
Begin streaming
Step backwards till your arc lands in the bowl/sink/bath/drain/open window
As you drain step forward towards target to accomodate shorter trajectory
Tip toe for extra height
Pinch it off with TWO shakes
Holster it
Go have coffee & a smoke

 

[Yeshua Moon]

i used to walk outside or go into spread eagle position in the bathtub before discovering that injecting female hormones just prevents the problem forever

 

[Jack Awful]

Your fetish disgusts me

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

Balls deep.

 

[El Goblina]

Generally, if I think I'm going to get into a situation where erection is likely, I make sure to drain the snake first.

 

[Shig O'nella]

This situation is why bathtubs were invented.

(@Battlecruiser3000ad already said my immediate response)

 

[Mayor Adam West]

Depends on if I'm on the toilet also taking a shit or if I'm at a urinal. If I'm at a urinal I try to move in so my pee arc doesn't get on the ceiling. If I'm on the toilet I just try to put my dick under the seat. Honestly as long as you don't do anything too hard and fast, you're fine. You can push an erect penis down with your finger. Just like don't grab it in the hand and bend it. Hope this helps. Also I'm new here so yeah, I'm happy this is one of my first posts.