How did you lose your virginity? - Pole goes in Hole.

[3deadniggers]

I can't believe there isn't a thread for this one. Some of you have to have interesting stories of the first time you had sex. Did it live up to your expectations or do you have a funny story about it? Share and prove you're not an incel like the rest of us.

Faggots need not apply. Taking a dick up your ass doesn't count.

 

[Ewan McGregor]

It was very pathetic and awkward and therefore extremely suitable for the Kiwi Farms

Thus, I'm not telling

 

[User names must be unique]

I think if fell between the sofa cushions, honestly I'm not sure.

 

[Justtocheck]

It was very pathetic and awkward and therefore extremely suitable for the Kiwi Farms

Thus, I'm not telling

Same here. I wish it had been better.

 

[DumbDude43]

>implying implications

 

[Yet Another Wanker]

This is the broke dick farms. None of us can even get it up let alone get laid. As for me I'm a virgin because I'm a very committed bachelor. I don't want women telling me what to do which makes me a terrible husband so I don't even try. Lots of lolcows sex disaster could be saved if they made the same realization I did.

 

[3deadniggers]

It was very pathetic and awkward and therefore extremely suitable for the Kiwi Farms

Thus, I'm not telling

Was it Quigon or Yoda?

 

[Ewan McGregor]

Was it Quigon or Yoda?

What happens in Felucia stays in Felucia

 

[The Luigi Player]

I think you all know how I lost mine so I am not going to repeat it.

 

[Tablet County]

I lost it in a game of yugioh, but because I was playing yugioh it was immediately returned to me.

I think you all know how I lost mine so I am not going to repeat it.

You got raped by Luigi?

 

[🔪Cold Steel Brand Rep🔪]

I had sex with a girl

 

[Brenda Holiday]

Ask your mother

 

[ShamefurDispray]

What the hell is this "sex" stuff?

 

[Celebrate Nite]

After high school. Lost it to a chick that I was working with in an amusement park. It was her first time too.

After that, we were constantly fucking like rabbits, didn't matter where.... in the back of the car in a mall parking lot, in an empty park... good times.

 

[parsnip]

I lost it in a forest. He was very sweet, and it wasn't awkward even though he was a virgin too. I hope he's living his best wherever he is.

 

[Lord of the Large Pants]

I haven't lost my virginity, because I never lose.

 

[scallion]

I started getting tatted

 

[WhatInTheActualFuck]

Lost it to a 35 year old substitute teacher at my high school when I was 16. There's a whole backstory, but I don't regret anything about it, and it made the back half of my junior year in high school pretty entertaining.

 

[KittyGremlin]

SOCIETY FUCKS ME EVERY DAY

 

[3deadniggers]

Lost it to a 35 year old substitute teacher at my high school when I was 16. There's a whole backstory, but I don't regret anything about it, and it made the back half of my junior year in high school pretty entertaining.

Tell us the story