How did you hold your N64 controller?

[whatever I feel like]

I mean, I guess I'd use the left prong if I was playing a game that used the D-pad instead of the analog stick. I don't think any of my games did.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I never touched the middle grip. Always held it left'n'right grip. Never had a problem reaching any of the buttons or any sort of hand cramp

 

[Megaton Punch]

I am genuinely surprised how one sided this has been. I will rate myself autistic and accept that I'm a freak of nature.

Big hands master race. Even when I was a kid I held the left grip because my enormous Jack Skellington fingers reached everything just fine, plus it gave me quick access to L and the dpad. People are just salty that their thumbs aren't a million miles long.

 

[Professor G. Raff]

All these small-handed SHEEPLE doing what THE MAN tells them to putting their hand on the middle. "Oh, my hand is cramping... b-but the pictures show the hand in the middle. O-o-only chuds hold the controller in the way that looks logical a-and have enough space to hit all the buttons while being comfortable..." says the utter slave, the literal NPC robot with not a thought in their head that wasn't manufactured by big controller. Listen up creamcakes... right hand on the right side, left hand on the left side, use the middle finger of your left hand to hit Z... and no, it's not ZED you fucking tea-sucking, queen boot licking commies on your nonce island. If you're a patriot break free of your conditioning and hold the controller symmetrically so you don't look like a fucking queer or the chads who handle the controller like a fucking man will beat your ass in Mario Kart & Super Smash Bros. while you fumble about like a retard.

God bless, brother.