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On Nov. 8, 2022, the American people will make a decision that will change the course of history, send shock waves across the globe, and be written about by historians a century from now. It may literally be the most important midterm election in a century. Here’s why:

Today democracy is fighting back fiercely against attacks by foreign dictators abroad and Republican partisans at home who still try to reverse the 2020 election, elect state Republicans who would corrupt the 2024 election, and practice aggressive voter suppression reminiscent of the dark days of segregation.
Many of our citizens are deeply concerned about the dangers to their economic lives. They face the risks of inflation and recession. They widely distrust politicians in BOTH parties.
Americans are enormously frustrated by the inability of official Washington to transcend gridlock, act to protect them, and lift their lives and those of their family, community and country. They are appalled by a packed Supreme Court essentially employing party-line votes to undermine their rights, while extremist Republicans states try to force-feed far-right views while attacking the right to vote.
Democrats need to powerfully address their concerns with a Contract for America that includes specific pledges to improve their economic lives, health care, environment, safety from crime and right to vote. To defend against threats to our democracy, they should mobilize the largest voter registration in history, propel massive small donor fundraising and inspire a rousing defense for democracy with large donations from the wealthiest believers in the cause.
It is often suggested, in my view incorrectly, that because President Biden’s favorable numbers are low, Democrats are doomed to defeat in the midterms. This results from a misunderstanding of the political situation today.
If we review the RealClearPolitics 10 most recent 2022 generic congressional vote polls as of yesterday morning, Democrats were leading in five, Republicans in four, and the other was tied.
How can this be? If we review the RealClearPolitics favorable ratings of political leaders, as of yesterday morning, Biden’s rating was 43.6 percent, House Minority Leader Kevin McCarthy (R-Calif.) was much lower, at 28 percent, and Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) was even lower, at 26.3 percent!
Voters are not dissatisfied with Biden, they are dissatisfied with ALL leaders of BOTH parties in Washington, with Biden’s approval significantly higher than McCarthy’s or McConnell’s!
Given this season of discontent in our democracy, with more than a 90 percent probability, on the morning of Nov. 9, the nation and world will wake up to one of two potential midterm outcomes.
The first possibility is that Republicans gain control of the House, the Senate or both. This result would be armageddon for the Biden presidency. The legislative branch would be unable to pass any major proposal from President Biden or Democrats in Congress. Congressional Republicans would be unable to enact any legislation without President Biden’s signature.
In this scenario, a Republican House or Senate would degenerate into little more than permanent partisan Republican investigations of Democrats and partisan Republican gridlock in Washington — provoking widespread anger and rage from a majority of Americans, while Republicans compete with each other to be more extreme, in the party of Trump, not Lincoln.
The second possibility, which is less likely than I wish but more likely than most pundits believe, is that Democrats retain control of the Senate and House, and gain one or two Senate seats.
In this scenario, Biden and Democrats would be able to enact a substantial program of economic, health care, crime, climate change and voting rights legislation, which a majority of Americans would applaud.

Let’s be clear, blunt and honest. Biden and Democrats do not control a 50-50 Senate in which one or two Democratic senators alone can overrule the Democratic president, 48 Democratic senators, and all Democratic House members before they host fundraisers with grateful Republican donors and special interests.

With only one or two more Democratic senators, Democrats and democracy would flourish!
 
Another "our democracy is at stake!" screed. I can't imagine all the ulcers, grey hairs, and cases of gastric distress and IBS popping up among these histrionic automatons ahead of November. Your system is in peril, enough of this collective our/we horseshit. I might live within the system but I've got absolutely zero faith in it, at least with these current figureheads running the show. And even if you tore it all down and started over from scratch, what assurances would there be that the same corruption and rot wouldn't take root again in the future?
 
Democrats need to powerfully address their concerns with a Contract for America that includes specific pledges to improve their economic lives, health care, environment, safety from crime and right to vote.
They had their chance and crime is directly a Democrat problem. They could have done this during Obamas term but didn't because they know their ideas are bad
 
Another "our democracy is at stake!" screed. I can't imagine all the ulcers, grey hairs, and cases of gastric distress and IBS popping up among these histrionic automatons ahead of November. Your system is in peril, enough of this collective our/we horseshit. I might live within the system but I've got absolutely zero faith in it, at least with these current figureheads running the show. And even if you tore it all down and started over from scratch, what assurances would there be that the same corruption and rot wouldn't take root again in the future?
Never forget who the our is in "our democracy".
*You* are excluded from Our Democracy™️, because you think, act, and vote incorrectly.
 
I feel as we get in to the fall there will be some kind of false flags like mail bomb or shooting to make the right look crazy and the dems sympathy.
Yeah, bellyaching about two school shootings didn't do the trick and polling is hitting fresh all time low for the Biden administration and democrats on the generic ballot so now it is time for the Cesar Sayoc and 1/6 THEY TRIED TO NAILBOMB US hollywood prop device bomb sob story.
 
Yeah, bellyaching about two school shootings didn't do the trick and polling is hitting fresh all time low for the Biden administration and democrats on the generic ballot so now it is time for the Cesar Sayoc and 1/6 THEY TRIED TO NAILBOMB US hollywood prop device bomb sob story.
It's the admin of blame, not action or merit. All the other presidents ran on bullet points. These fuck ups only have "green energy". Which is going to fuck everything with trucking next month
 
When I was in kindergarten, I hated the game Simon Says. When I finally got made Simon, I decided to break the game.

"Simon says spin around.
Simon says faster.
Simon says faster.
Simon says faster."

When I was done, there were a bunch of puking kids on the ground, and I never had to play the game again.

I think this journalist may have been one of my victims.
 
I would say blocking the Biden admin's far left agenda would be a "win" for every American considering the dumpster fires he's managed to create on his own.

“I would say blocking the Trump admin's far right agenda would be a "win" for every American considering the dumpster fires he's managed to create on his own”

Shades of 2018. I can almost hear Bon Jovi playing in the background. “It’s all the same, only the names have changed...”
 
Yeah, bellyaching about two school shootings didn't do the trick and polling is hitting fresh all time low for the Biden administration and democrats on the generic ballot so now it is time for the Cesar Sayoc and 1/6 THEY TRIED TO NAILBOMB US hollywood prop device bomb sob story.
Jan 6 didn’t land, muh maybe new variants didn't land, war in Ukraine is a shrug as is monkeypox, muh abortions didn’t land, two mass shootings including an elementary school did not land…because “land” means ”have the desired impact.”

I realize they’re about to try to starve everyone and that will definitely land. But so far they must be absolutely beside themselves over how much nobody really cares about any of the rest of it. They thought they'd be winning off of muh insurrection for decades, and as it turns out, they couldn’t even get us interested in it one year on.
 
“EPIC WIN!!!”

Like shit really changes either way. Dems have the House, Senate, and WH right now, same as GOP had 2016-2018. So, 1 of 2 things happens. Either Dems hold the House/Senate, and nothing changes/nothing gets done, or GOP takes the House/Senate and we’re back to 2018/2020 where nothing gets done except for a bunch of palace intrigue bullshit and impeachment LARPing.

The fact that a majority of Americans view either of these outcomes as an “epic win” or “epic fail” is sad, just really really sad.
The government being deadlocked is always a good thing.
 
Oh, so I can't dump cooking oil down the drain but there are zero regulations on the amount of cope a journalist can publish in one article? Thanks FDA
If Dawn is good enough to clean crude oil off of ducks from BP, it's good enough to chase personal amounts of cooking oil through plumbing. If you "prime" the drain with running hot water, dump the grease, do a squeeze of Dawn into the sink, and rinse with hot water until it dissipates, it will carry things well past your plumbing and should be more than readily handled by a competent sewer operator. Even if it is technically illegal, the heat stops solidification, The water dilutes the small amount of residue left over. Then the soapy water breaks down what little there is left and carries it away. No shitstains for some manhole diver to identify and then fine you for.
 
They thought they'd be winning off of muh insurrection for decades, and as it turns out, they couldn’t even get us interested in it one year on.
The article opens saying these midterms are the most important ever and will be talked about for a hundred years, neither of which is true and no midterms have ever been that important.

I personally suspect two years of pandemic have lowered people's general tolerance for media hyperbole. NPCs still lap it up though.
 
"On Nov. 8, 2022, the American people will make a decision that will change the course of history, send shock waves across the globe, and be written about by historians a century from now. It may literally be the most important midterm election in a century."

Swap out the date and this is word for word exactly what was printed just before the 2020 election.

For sweet jebus's sake, get a new fucking playbook Dems. How many "most important election in history" are there? Is this the 6th or 7th time "our democracy is at stake".

How dumb do these political hacks think the average American is?
 
How dumb do these political hacks think the average American is?
This article is intended to rally the NPCs, so the answer is, pretty God damn dumb. They seem to be under no delusions about how stupid their likely followers are.
 
"On Nov. 8, 2022, the American people will make a decision that will change the course of history, send shock waves across the globe, and be written about by historians a century from now. It may literally be the most important midterm election in a century."

Swap out the date and this is word for word exactly what was printed just before the 2020 election.

For sweet jebus's sake, get a new fucking playbook Dems. How many "most important election in history" are there? Is this the 6th or 7th time "our democracy is at stake".

How dumb do these political hacks think the average American is?
And 2018, 2016, 2014, 2012, 2010, 2008, 2006, 2004, 2002, 2000, and so on and so on.
 
“EPIC WIN!!!”

Like shit really changes either way. Dems have the House, Senate, and WH right now, same as GOP had 2016-2018. So, 1 of 2 things happens. Either Dems hold the House/Senate, and nothing changes/nothing gets done, or GOP takes the House/Senate and we’re back to 2018/2020 where nothing gets done except for a bunch of palace intrigue bullshit and impeachment LARPing.

The fact that a majority of Americans view either of these outcomes as an “epic win” or “epic fail” is sad, just really really sad.
Democrats could be passing a lot of things right now if their top 53 priorities weren't all, "be as retarded and greedy and evil as humanly possible." Imagine if instead of funding a war in Ukraine, they had funded an infrastructure bill that was actually stuff like bridge & dam repair and not gender identity sensitivity training for zoo animals or whatever.

The Democrats are literally too retarded to pass pork barrel public works spending at a time when that's popular with voters of both parties, because they can't resist slathering buckets of goopy, wet crap all over it. The only reason VA has a GOP governor right now is the Democrats settled on, "It's not a big deal if a crossdresser rapes your daughter," as their campaign message.
 
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