how DANGEROUS is your SNAKE?

[pink cupcake frosting]

?

 

[Maldemort]

My trouser SNAKE can give a woman AiDS.

 

[Brubby Two]

Very dangerous

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

My trouser SNAKE can give a woman AiDS.

what about men?

 

[Lokenstien]

Oh you mean my Satellite Nukes Aimed Knowingly Everywhere?

Extremely.

 

[pink cupcake frosting]

Oh you mean my Satellite Nukes Aimed Knowingly Everywhere?

which country are you from?

 

[Lokenstien]

which country are you from?

Country? Whats that?

 

[Cat tit bingo]

Well I have a hognose snake and while venomous are extremely docile and you'd need to really act stupid with it for it to bite you plus the venom is so mild the most you'll get is a bit of swelling.
They're also very cute

 

[Yugica]

My snake is very big and very dangerous. Doors can't hold him back.

I don't actually own a snake currently.

 

[Pruto]

is everyone talking about their penises? because mine is less of a snake and looks like a bobbitt worm, mandibles and all.

 

[Maldemort]

what about men?

There are some men that I would probably poz-load if given the opportunity.

 

[TheRetardKing]

My trouser snake pees out superacid.

 

[Tram Fan]

Spoiler: snake

no, zbożówka-chan isn't all that dangerous