How can I stop being late to work - I’m late every fucking day

[mister meaner]

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[Molesting the Decapitated]

Stop jerking off before bed, it puts you into too deep of a sleep. Use that time meditating instead and planning for the impending day ahead.

also take adderalls, it'll increase your movement speed by 10+ points

 

[Ishtar]

Invent teleportation so you don't have to drive or take public transportation.

 

[Ferdinand Bardamu]

You don't have a job.

 

[Catler]

Get a wfh job and roll out of bed five minutes before the day starts.

 

[Shamefur Dispray]

Set a couple alarms an hour or 30 minutes before your real alarm, it'll wake you up just enough for your real alarm to do the job, it works for me at least

 

[10TH Kiwi]

Shut down your computer/tablet/phone and do a puzzle or prep lunch for work tomorrow an hour or two before bedtime.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Just sleep at work like a Japanese businessman.

 

[Akari Is My Wife]

Leave early and show up late which will actually be on time