How can I learn to fire chi blasts?

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Mango Cobra
I will share with you the 5 step method of shooting chi blasts. I learned this from the Yellow Bamboo school of martial arts.
1) Don't have sex. Women drain your Chi
2) Eat multiple bowls of food at a single sitting for several months
3) Get a cool Gi with a funny pattern on the back
4) Learn to power up. Put yourself into Horse Stance using the included 8 step guide and hold it as long as humanly possible while keeping your eyes closed abd breathing in through your nose and out through your mouth. The longer you hold it, the more Chi you are summoning.
5) When you can no longer hold the Horse stance, thrust out your arms and scream as loud and long as you can. The longer and louder you scream, the stronger the Chi blasts will be...
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I will share with you the 5 step method of shooting chi blasts. I learned this from the Yellow Bamboo school of martial arts.
1) Don't have sex. Women drain your Chi
2) Eat multiple bowls of food at a single sitting for several months
3) Get a cool Gi with a funny pattern on the back
4) Learn to power up. Put yourself into Horse Stance using the included 8 step guide and hold it as long as humanly possible while keeping your eyes closed abd breathing in through your nose and out through your mouth. The longer you hold it, the more Chi you are summoning.
5) When you can no longer hold the Horse stance, thrust out your arms and scream as loud and long as you can. The longer and louder you scream, the stronger the Chi blasts will be.

Make sure to name your attack something cool, you wouldn't want to be accused of ripping off Kamehameha or Final Flash!

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