take three chicken bones, a tamborine, and a quaffled thramborn on the night of the waning half moon. place them in a drawn circle under the light of the early morning moon. begin the ritual by inserting your index finger into an anthill and whistle twelve tritones. spread the war paint on your cheeks in 5 directions and bleed two rats into the circle. douse it all with accelerant and set it ablaze, breathing deep the fumes, resisting the urge to cough. (if you cough, it must be repeated.) once it is complete, lead 13 troops towards napoleon's front lines and unleash a warcry. 88 ferrets should emerge from the trees and find their way to napoleon's boot, causing a deadly allergic reaction and will bring him down within moments. it's worked at least 3 times before, so i think chances are good that it'll work again. good luck.